Vern's Verbal Vibe

Singer-songwriter/multi-instrumentalist and purveyor of folk 'n' roll: spirit-filled sad songs made better.

April 01, 2011

Best Late-for-Work Excuse Ever

"I was in the midst of making breakfast when I sneezed, causing my belt to explode. I was delayed because I had to stop off and buy a new belt so my pants wouldn't fall down."

All true—it happened this morning—except I wasn't late. Feel free to use at the workplace of your choice.

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