Hilarious "Link"

It gives me great pleasure to introduce you to The "Blog" of "Unnecessary" Quotation Marks. Hysterical!

I note with "glee" the disproportionate representation of the "food" industry in these examples. It's long been a conviction of mine that most greengrocers and restaurateurs treat the language with as much respect as a gemologist would costume jewellery. Sure, linguistic exactitude is hardly their raison d'etre, but still ...

In the interest of fairness, foodies everywhere are invited to make fun of my diet. With few exceptions, my palate is about as sophisticated as that of your average ten-year-old. Speaking of which, time for lunch: carrots, chip dip, and veggie turkey slices washed down with a spot of Eau de Lac Ontario (this morning was a very good year).